Olive green dress pants.

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Maybe some would call these slacks?  I hate that word.  I hate these pants.

Denim skate pants by Split.

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If you took the material from these pants and wanted to make two or three normal size pants, you could.  Seriously.  These pants must weigh five pounds and could be used as a boat’s sail.  I bought these back in the skate/snowboard days and probably paid a shitload of money for these.  They would even be too big for fat Jared from Subway.

Pants.

**Catching up on 3/3/13**

More bad pants from high school.

Beige pants.

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A pair of pants with an 80’s cut and style.  No thanks.

Mint green suit from Hong Kong.

**Catching up on 3/3/13**

Since it’s Valentine’s Day, I’ll represent a suit….

My parents took my brother and me to Hong Kong when we were younger.  At the moment, I can’t remember what year we went, but I know I was still shooting film (not digital) and I know I was still angsty enough to not want to have a suit because that’s what “the man” wears.  Not even if it’s a hand-made suit from Hong Kong.  So instead I had a mint-green suit made figuring if I have to wear a suit, let me wear something unconventional and different.  Something that could stand out.  Well, I think I wore this once, maybe twice and it’s been sitting in a closet for decades.  What a waste on my part.  I should have been smarter and had the tailor make something I actually would have worn.

Older and wiser, right??