Birthday card from the New York Jets.
When opened, the inside top flap has this printed on it:
Happy Birthday! From Rex and the Jets…
Below, written in silver magic marker, next to the face of a smiling Rex Ryan, the inside reads:
We hope you have a wonderful day! Â Go Jets!
The New York Jets
Now if you open the card all the way, the following message plays (actual recording of Coach Rex):
“This is Coach Rex Ryan, wishing you a Happy Birthday. Â Thank you for being such a great fan. Â Here’s to another great year of cheering on the team. Â Enjoy your birthday, and go Jets!”
Do you think Coach Belichick sends birthday cards to the Patriots fans out there every year? Â No, me either…He’s too busy leading his teams to Super Bowls.
C’mon, Rex. Â 3 pre-season games and no touchdowns. Â REALLY!?
At least they traded Wayne Hunter today. Â Go Jets!