Cuba cologne.

This is not a cigar.  And it’s not from Cuba, it’s from France.

I don’t know what to say about this.  I guarantee you I’ve never worn this. EVER.  It was most likely a gift from my father (it smells like something he’s worn before so I’m guessing it was from him).  I don’t particularly like the scent and let me assure you, it doesn’t smell anything like a cigar.  I’d actually prefer if it did, and I might consider wearing it.

This cologne is probably as old as the Fahrenheit from Thing 155, so you’re welcome to have it, just test on a body part you don’t care about before spraying all over your body.