Denim skate pants by Split.
**Catching up on 3/3/13**
If you took the material from these pants and wanted to make two or three normal size pants, you could. Seriously. These pants must weigh five pounds and could be used as a boat’s sail. I bought these back in the skate/snowboard days and probably paid a shitload of money for these. They would even be too big for fat Jared from Subway.