Viking potholder.
I don’t have a clue where this came from. It kind of looks like a South Park character, but I know it can’t possibly be because I found this buried in a box of high school keepsakes. I like that he’s smiling.

This is one of those things that is cute enough to almost keep, but I’m not going to. There has to be a casserole or cake in need of rescue somewhere, and this Nordic warrior is the perfect man for the job.